I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
a search helicopter?!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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