Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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