Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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