i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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