I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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