i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
