Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Blow job season was short but glorious.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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