woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
