The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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