You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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