I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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