So drunk its hurt
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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