I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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