idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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