i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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