I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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