I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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