Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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