yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I love how my cats smell like pot.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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