This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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