Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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