it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She bit a glass in half.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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