the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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