just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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