I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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