Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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