Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my being single is dangerous.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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