what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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