i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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