Christians are straight up FREAKS
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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