I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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