So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
please don't ironically join a cult
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