fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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