Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
