why didn't you poke me back
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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