She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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