Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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