he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Green mimosas i think yes
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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