I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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