And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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