Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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