go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
sex in a hospital.. check
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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