my mouth tastes like poor choices
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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