I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
