at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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