I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.