jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.