No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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