After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks