I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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