How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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