pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Enjoy the penises
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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