Yo dont text me then not text me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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