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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
where are my pants?
in the oven.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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