Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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