Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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