Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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