i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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